One Sentence Movie Reviews

If I had to describe the films I watched this weekend to my colleagues in one sentence here’s what I’d say:

  • Jesus Camp: A horror movie for non-evangelical Christians where all the children act like they are 35 and Republican.
  • Evan Almighty: Noah’s Ark for the Global Warming era.
  • Afro Samurai: Violently murderous hip hop anime starring Samuel L. Jackson.

J.

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2 responses to “One Sentence Movie Reviews

  1. steve d

    Jesus Camp favourite quote:

    Becky Fischer: It’s no wonder, with that kind of intense training and discipling, that those young people are ready to kill themselves for the cause of Islam. I wanna see young people who are as committed to the cause of Jesus Christ as the young people are to the cause of Islam. I wanna see them as radically laying down their lives for the Gospel as they are over in Pakistan and Israel and Palestine and all those different places, you know, because we have… excuse me, but we have the truth!

  2. steve d

    Actually this is my favourite quote:

    Becky Fischer: And while I’m on the subject, let me say something about Harry Potter. Warlocks are the enemies of God! And I don’t care what kind of hero they are, they’re an enemy of God and had it been in the old testament Harry Potter would have been put to death!

    That’s right. Harry Potter should be stoned!

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